Dear Genitals,
Thank you for not bleeding every month. You're the best.
Sincerely,
A Man
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Showing posts with label gross. Show all posts
Gross Hairbands
Take a good look before buying hair bands in future, especially the following kind:Verified: http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/hairband.asp
These Hair bands were made from used condoms.
BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday.
In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said .
'These cheap and colorful rubber bands and hair ties sell well (...) Threatening the health of local people,' it said. Despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses, it said .
'People could be infected with AIDS, (genital) warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns,' the paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname, Dong, as saying. A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25 S en (three cents), much cheaper than others on the market, accounting for their popularity, the paper said.
It is not at all unusual to stick that hairband in your mouth while you are combing your hair into place and getting it ready for the hairband. Mmm, delicious.
Thanks John!
School Lunch From Around the World
NOTICE: Due to passionate interest in the topic of school lunch, I have just started a blog on just school lunches. Please submit pictures of school lunches from where you live, or any that you might find interesting. The blog is: http://whatsforschoollunch.blogspot.com/ Thanks!
School lunch usually doesn't represent the best that a countries culinary scene has to offer. In America, at least, the food is usually pretty bad. This e-mail is making fun of school lunch, not of the country of origin.
I'll be the first to admit that I am no culinary expert. If the original author of this e-mail was wrong, I apologize. I mean no offense to anyone by posting it, and would personally try every item on every tray. If you know what an item is, let me know, and I will update it.
Update:
I have found some additional school lunches from other countries:
Japan (I swear the site where I found this said Thailand)
Sweden
China
Malawi
Korea: Tofu soup, a banana, some noodle stuff, broccoli?, kimchi, and rice.
Korea: Kimchi, rice, soup, some greens, and some white thingies.
Update: Mae comments: The white thingies in the Korean lunch is mandoo, kinda like potstickers.
Korea: Kimchi, a fish, some seaweed looking thing, and some colorful mystery items.
Update: valerio comments: Top right of tray is spicy squid. Top right plate is pickled radish.
Japan: Rice, some dry seaweed(?), an orange wedge, some type of coleslaw(?), tofu soup and tea.
India: Rice, curry, and sauce.
Update: rwblake comments: I can state that the "curry" in the school lunch is not a curry. Curry is not Indian, it is a UK phenomena. The yellow soup is a Dal of some kind. Which is a Lentil cooked or ground up into a soup.
Update: Ajan comments: The pic or rather the lunch looks like some truck driver's lunch or probably some cheap school out of the blue from one of the corners of India. A normal Indian lunch (...) would be consisting of 3-4 different curries (UK Phenomena), the Dal/Rasam (Soup in American Tongue) kinda thing and a sweet in some places. P.S: The brown stuff is (...) Lady's Finger curry with some Masala.
USA: A healthy lunch. Chicken, beans, milk, salad, a roll and crackers.
France: French fries, a piece of baguette, mystery meat, cake, something resembling an omelet, and a cup of something to drink.
Update: froggy commented: 1st: the "omelette stuff" looks like a typical savoury puff pastry (as a first course), with cheese and streaky bacon inside. The meat is a simple burger patty (Salisbury steak, if you prefer). Cheap and very popular for school lunch.
France: Mussels, an artichoke, grapefruit, cheesecake, baguette and fries.
Update: froggy commented: Cooked Mussels+fries, a typical Belgian/North of France meal. The cheesecake looks more like a lemon tart.
USA: Tater tots, chicken nuggets, fruit, chocolate milk and ketchup.
China: A fish, something that looks like kimchi, rice, broccoli, cauliflower, and soup.
Japan: A roll (hot dog bun?), vegetable soup, orange wedge, something that looks like lasagna, milk, and some sort of vegetable salad.
USA: orange, milk, baguette, green beans and spaghetti.
USA: Broccoli, chocolate milk, chocolate cookie, marinara sauce, and what looks like pizza or cheese bread.
USA: Applesauce, chocolate milk, hash browns, and chicken nuggets.
USA: Taco salad, soda, mashed potatoes, and something that looks like it has either cheese or corn in it.
USA: A partly eaten BBQ sandwich, potato chips, baked beans, and peach cobbler. Mmmm.
Japan: rolls, a slice of pineapple, soup, milk, and some noodle stuff.
Korea: Rice, milk, kimchi, meat looking substance, noodle things, tofu soup.
Update: Mae comments: Also, in one korean lunch the little plastic container that looks like milk is actually more like a sweet yogurt drink.
Japan: Sardines, milk, rice, orange slice, and what looks like something totally foreign to me, in a bowl.
USA: an organic lunch of chicken(?), vegetables, mashed potatoes, organic milk, and a pear. A little bland as far as my taste.
USA: A roll, some salad with ranch dressing, chocolate milk, mashed potatoes, chicken nuggets and ketchup.
USA: peas, mashed potatoes, some sort of cake with sprinkles, a biscuit and what I believe is a beef pot pie.
USA: a roll, mashed potatoes, Salisbury steak, some sort of desert, and something resembling a pile of sauteed onions.
USA: Milk, fries in the shape of smiley faces, soup, crackers, ketchup and chicken nuggets.
USA: Chocolate milk, baked beans, fruit, ketchup, french fries, a corn dog and coleslaw.
USA: A soft pretzel and mustard, chocolate milk, fruit cocktail, corn and lasagna or possibly pizza.
School lunch usually doesn't represent the best that a countries culinary scene has to offer. In America, at least, the food is usually pretty bad. This e-mail is making fun of school lunch, not of the country of origin.
I'll be the first to admit that I am no culinary expert. If the original author of this e-mail was wrong, I apologize. I mean no offense to anyone by posting it, and would personally try every item on every tray. If you know what an item is, let me know, and I will update it.
Update:
I have found some additional school lunches from other countries:
Japan (I swear the site where I found this said Thailand)
Sweden
China
Malawi
Korea: Tofu soup, a banana, some noodle stuff, broccoli?, kimchi, and rice.
Korea: Kimchi, rice, soup, some greens, and some white thingies.
Update: Mae comments: The white thingies in the Korean lunch is mandoo, kinda like potstickers.
Korea: Kimchi, a fish, some seaweed looking thing, and some colorful mystery items.
Update: valerio comments: Top right of tray is spicy squid. Top right plate is pickled radish.
Japan: Rice, some dry seaweed(?), an orange wedge, some type of coleslaw(?), tofu soup and tea.
India: Rice, curry, and sauce.
Update: rwblake comments: I can state that the "curry" in the school lunch is not a curry. Curry is not Indian, it is a UK phenomena. The yellow soup is a Dal of some kind. Which is a Lentil cooked or ground up into a soup.
Update: Ajan comments: The pic or rather the lunch looks like some truck driver's lunch or probably some cheap school out of the blue from one of the corners of India. A normal Indian lunch (...) would be consisting of 3-4 different curries (UK Phenomena), the Dal/Rasam (Soup in American Tongue) kinda thing and a sweet in some places. P.S: The brown stuff is (...) Lady's Finger curry with some Masala.
USA: A healthy lunch. Chicken, beans, milk, salad, a roll and crackers.
France: French fries, a piece of baguette, mystery meat, cake, something resembling an omelet, and a cup of something to drink.
Update: froggy commented: 1st: the "omelette stuff" looks like a typical savoury puff pastry (as a first course), with cheese and streaky bacon inside. The meat is a simple burger patty (Salisbury steak, if you prefer). Cheap and very popular for school lunch.
France: Mussels, an artichoke, grapefruit, cheesecake, baguette and fries.
Update: froggy commented: Cooked Mussels+fries, a typical Belgian/North of France meal. The cheesecake looks more like a lemon tart.
USA: Tater tots, chicken nuggets, fruit, chocolate milk and ketchup.
China: A fish, something that looks like kimchi, rice, broccoli, cauliflower, and soup.
Japan: A roll (hot dog bun?), vegetable soup, orange wedge, something that looks like lasagna, milk, and some sort of vegetable salad.
USA: orange, milk, baguette, green beans and spaghetti.
USA: Broccoli, chocolate milk, chocolate cookie, marinara sauce, and what looks like pizza or cheese bread.
USA: Applesauce, chocolate milk, hash browns, and chicken nuggets.
USA: Taco salad, soda, mashed potatoes, and something that looks like it has either cheese or corn in it.
USA: A partly eaten BBQ sandwich, potato chips, baked beans, and peach cobbler. Mmmm.
Japan: rolls, a slice of pineapple, soup, milk, and some noodle stuff.
Korea: Rice, milk, kimchi, meat looking substance, noodle things, tofu soup.
Update: Mae comments: Also, in one korean lunch the little plastic container that looks like milk is actually more like a sweet yogurt drink.
Japan: Sardines, milk, rice, orange slice, and what looks like something totally foreign to me, in a bowl.
USA: an organic lunch of chicken(?), vegetables, mashed potatoes, organic milk, and a pear. A little bland as far as my taste.
USA: A roll, some salad with ranch dressing, chocolate milk, mashed potatoes, chicken nuggets and ketchup.
USA: peas, mashed potatoes, some sort of cake with sprinkles, a biscuit and what I believe is a beef pot pie.
USA: a roll, mashed potatoes, Salisbury steak, some sort of desert, and something resembling a pile of sauteed onions.
USA: Milk, fries in the shape of smiley faces, soup, crackers, ketchup and chicken nuggets.
USA: Chocolate milk, baked beans, fruit, ketchup, french fries, a corn dog and coleslaw.
USA: A soft pretzel and mustard, chocolate milk, fruit cocktail, corn and lasagna or possibly pizza.
Airline Food From Around the World
Emirates Airlines, Economy Class. Looks like some salad, Flan, fruit, a roll, and mystery meat sauce on rice.
Lufthansa, Economy Class. Sausage, potatoes, red thing, croissant, vegetables. Mmmm, delish.
Lufthansa, Economy Class. Tortellini?, a roll, water and some candy. Sort of appetizing.
Martin Air, Economy Class. Cheese sandwich, a roll, some yogurt, candy and other assorted goodies. It was nice of them to break a dollar on this fine meal.
Turkish Airlines. Mmm, Beefaroni, hard to go wrong. Some sort of chocolate desert, veggies. Nice.
Thai food, veggies, a roll and some ginger ale.
Rice vermicelli with chicken and vegetables on Singapore Airlines.
South Korean Airline Food. Packets of goodness, and a salad.
Looks like three dishes of the blandest food imaginable, with a couple of rolls thrown in, to sop up the gravy like substance.
African style beef combined with spinach on a Lufthansa from Africa.
Unknown substance and rice. At least they got a cookie.
Chicken, rice, veggies, a salad, roll, and some delicious cookies.
Mmm, breakfast. Yogurt, coffee, egg product, croissant.
German Airlines, looks like some beef stroganoff.
Austrian Airlines food on a flight from Kosovo. Don't ask me to describe what is on that plate. All I can define are some green olives, and half a hard boiled egg. Past that, I don't know. But at least they get some delicious Trinkwasser to wash it down with.
Roast Lamb and Vegetables on Air New Zealand.
Braised fish with oriental sauce, on Singapore Airlines.
Some sort of chicken? meal on Philippine Airlines, comes with a rocky road bar, and a small slice of Gouda.
Iceland air food. Brown lumps of meat, a brownie, fish salad, a roll and some Icelandic butter.
Raw salted salmon and rye bread with chocolate cake as a dessert. First class on Scandinavian Airlines.
Korean Air from South Korea to Narita, Japan. Chicken, kimchi and pineapple.
JALways dinner. Mystery pink substance, and some Sakai.
Food from a flight to Helsinki, Finland. Looks like trash can scrapings and a cup of chocolate pudding.
Rice dish, banana bread, and a delicious chef salad.
Taiwanese food on China Airlines. Chicken with a side of tripe.
Lufthansa, Economy Class. Sausage, potatoes, red thing, croissant, vegetables. Mmmm, delish.
Lufthansa, Economy Class. Tortellini?, a roll, water and some candy. Sort of appetizing.
Martin Air, Economy Class. Cheese sandwich, a roll, some yogurt, candy and other assorted goodies. It was nice of them to break a dollar on this fine meal.
Turkish Airlines. Mmm, Beefaroni, hard to go wrong. Some sort of chocolate desert, veggies. Nice.
Thai food, veggies, a roll and some ginger ale.
Rice vermicelli with chicken and vegetables on Singapore Airlines.
South Korean Airline Food. Packets of goodness, and a salad.
Looks like three dishes of the blandest food imaginable, with a couple of rolls thrown in, to sop up the gravy like substance.
African style beef combined with spinach on a Lufthansa from Africa.
Unknown substance and rice. At least they got a cookie.
Chicken, rice, veggies, a salad, roll, and some delicious cookies.
Mmm, breakfast. Yogurt, coffee, egg product, croissant.
German Airlines, looks like some beef stroganoff.
Austrian Airlines food on a flight from Kosovo. Don't ask me to describe what is on that plate. All I can define are some green olives, and half a hard boiled egg. Past that, I don't know. But at least they get some delicious Trinkwasser to wash it down with.
Roast Lamb and Vegetables on Air New Zealand.
Braised fish with oriental sauce, on Singapore Airlines.
Some sort of chicken? meal on Philippine Airlines, comes with a rocky road bar, and a small slice of Gouda.
Iceland air food. Brown lumps of meat, a brownie, fish salad, a roll and some Icelandic butter.
Raw salted salmon and rye bread with chocolate cake as a dessert. First class on Scandinavian Airlines.
Korean Air from South Korea to Narita, Japan. Chicken, kimchi and pineapple.
JALways dinner. Mystery pink substance, and some Sakai.
Food from a flight to Helsinki, Finland. Looks like trash can scrapings and a cup of chocolate pudding.
Rice dish, banana bread, and a delicious chef salad.
Taiwanese food on China Airlines. Chicken with a side of tripe.
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