...The new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...The Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...My assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...My new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...The Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
...The boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
...My parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...My secretary says things like "get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...Three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
...The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
...A large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
...The receptionist began saying "Who?" to anyone calling for me.
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Why Working in a Cubicle Sucks
Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day!
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
23 power cords, 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."
If your boss calls you and asks you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march... people hand you tissues as you pass and refuse to make eye contact.
You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
23 power cords, 1 outlet.
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you."
If your boss calls you and asks you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march... people hand you tissues as you pass and refuse to make eye contact.
You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone.
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