...The new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...The Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...My assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...My new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...The Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
...The boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
...My parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...My secretary says things like "get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...Three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
...The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
...A large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
...The receptionist began saying "Who?" to anyone calling for me.