Oh my gosh, I though I was gay then I met you.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Excuse me, I've been noticing you not noticing me.
Man: Excuse me did you just feel my butt?
Man: Why not?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you're wearing?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice?
You say: "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips."
She says: "Bet's on."
You kiss her then say: "I lost."
You: "Did it hurt."
The other person will naturally say: "Did what hurt?"
You: "When you fell from heaven."
You look so sweet your givin' me a toothache.
Your so hot when I look at you I get a tan.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Well then, please start.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?