Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream "prejudice' these days ...
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage???"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish???"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian???
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German???
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish???
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican???
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish???"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish???"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."