Three nuns go to heaven together where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter welcomes them but he informs them that before he can grant them entry into paradise they must each answer one question correctly.
St Peter turns to the first nun and says, "Okay sister here is your question. Who was the first man on earth?"
The nun merrily answers, "Oh that's an easy one. The first man on earth was Adam."
Suddenly the angels began to sing, the trumpets blew and the pearly gates opened wide as she entered paradise.
Then St Peter turns to the second nun and says, "Okay sister your question is this, who was the first woman on earth?"
The second nun, much relieved, happily replies, "Oh that's an easy one. The first woman on earth was Eve."
Again, the angels began to sing, the trumpets blew and the pearly gates swung wide open for her too.
Finally St Peter turns to the last nun and says, "Okay sister your question is this, what was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?”
The last nun, clearly stumped replies, "Dang, that's a hard one."
And the angels sang the trumpets blew and the pearly gates swung wide open for her.
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