Courses for Women, Taught by Men.
101
Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102
Doing Housework Without Complaining
103
Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104
Going to The Washroom Alone
(formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105
Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
106
Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107
Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108
How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109
Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
110
Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111
The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put it Down Too
112
Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
113
"The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
114
How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115
The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
116
You too Can be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117
Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable
118
Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly One Can is Enough)
119
Runs in Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
120
Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
121
Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122
Learning to Choose What to Wear in Less Than Four Hours
123
Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
124
Makeup: The Less is More Theory
125
Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
Courses for Men, Taught by Women.
101
Combating Stupidity
102
You Too Can Do Housework
103
P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104
How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money
106
Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
107
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")
108
Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109
Get a Life – Learn How To Cook
110
How Not to Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
111
Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
112
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113
You – The Weaker Sex
114
Reasons To Give Flowers
115
How To Stay Awake After
116
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
117
Garbage – Getting it to the Curb
118A
You Can Fall Asleep Without it if You Really Try
118B
The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
119
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122
The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
123
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
124
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126
Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
127
Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
128
The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129
Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130
Real Men Ask For Directions
131
How To Take Illness Like a Man
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