154 Things to do in Class When Bored

1. Speak in improper English like "ain't," and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
2. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
3. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
4. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
5. When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer "Two."
6. Randomly raise your hand and say "The answer is three."
7. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words.. Have the note insisting that you are "the most bestest" in the class and demand to be moved up.
8. During a test, tell the teachers "the voices" are making you cheat.
9. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
10. Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner.
11. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate's hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is
attacking you with puppets.
12. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
13. If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
14. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say "I'll never tell" and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven't been allowed to answer a question yet.
15. Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say "I just did."
16. Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
17. Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
18. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
19. When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
20. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
21. Meow and bark occasionally.
22. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
23. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say "Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonald's."
24. Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading.
25. Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher "I swear to drunk I'm not God."
26. Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
27. Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say "Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison."
28. Meow to answer a question.
29. Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
30. Chew gum in class. If teacher says "I hope you brought enough for everybody" take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.
31. Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don't have any gum, and put it back in your mouth.
32. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had "the problem" for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.
33. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
34. Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
35. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance the Force.
36. Make a cone shape out of paper and glue red tissue paper to the top. Scribble/draw red and orange all over it. Wear it on your head and tell everyone that you're a volcano.
37. Tell your teacher you don't need to do your homework because you're skipping school tomorrow.
38. Tell your teacher that you're going to be sick tomorrow.
39. In anything but foreign language class, speak in a foreign language.
40. Write "Gullible" on a piece of paper. Tape that piece of paper to the floor, ceiling, or chalkboard. Then tell everyone there is gullible written on the ___(floor ceiling or chalkboard). If they don't believe you point, then say "Made you look."
41. Randomly laugh hysterically.
42. Yell out "STOP DROP AND ROLL."
43. Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, for you are going to pull a fire alarm.
44. Write "objects in mirror are dumber than they appear" on a small mirror.. Ask people if they need to borrow your mirror.
45. Do the above, except on the bathroom mirrors.
46. Wear tissues on your head.
47. Come into class with sunglasses, and insist you need them to read.
48. Pass around a petition against petitions.
49. Raise your hand, act terrified and cry, saying "You didn't have to be so mean."
50. If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say "It's the voices again."
51. Hum "If your happy and you know it" loudly then randomly start to cry.
52. Try to get your class to sing "We don't need no education."
53. Randomly get up and run a lap around the room, then sit down and act as if nothing had happened.
54. Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you're sure you are about to win.
55. Pretend to slap a fly and then go "mmmm snack time."
56. Lead your class in a sing-a-long.
57. Poke the person sitting next to you repeatedly until they get angry, then blame it on your imaginary friend.
58. Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.
59. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him.
60. In a creepy voice say to everyone "Seven days." Then, act like you didn't say anything.
61. If your school requires uniforms, loudly talk about how one person's uniform is "so two minutes ago."
62. Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask the teacher why they called on you.
63. Raise your hand and wave it eagerly like you know the answer. Do this for every question. When called on, answer every question "Abraham Lincoln."
64. Make up a language and when no one understands it act like they are crazy.
65. Laugh hysterically and proclaim "You shall all perish, perish I say!" 66. Try to hold a sword fight with rulers.
67. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint. Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.
68. Purposely drop your pen. Ask someone to pick it up, and when they do defensively say "That's mine."
69. Read with your textbook upside-down.
70. Bring in a pillow and explain "The desk is too hard for sleeping."
71. Bring in a pillow and lie in the aisle and pretend to go to sleep.
72. Walk down the aisle and pretend someone tripped you. Glare at that person for the rest of class.
73. Get up to sharpen your pencil or find a tissue, then stand up there and look around. Then cry out "I'm lost."
74. Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.
75. Carefully place the tissue box in a certain spot at the beginning of class. In class, scream or gasp and run over to the tissue box, acting like it was moved. Carefully fix it.
76. Repeat.
77. Ask if you can teach the class.
78. Draw caricatures of your teacher. Sign the paper with a classmate's name/initials. Leave the pictures on the teachers desk.
79. Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you.
80. Knit.
81. Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join.
82. Wear Mardi Gras beads and a party hat, and throw confetti into the air when school lets out.
83. Talk about your dream job as a janitor.
84. Bring a bottle to school. Drink out of it all day. Cry if it gets confiscated.
85. Act like you're in the army, saluting to teachers and calling them ma'am and sir. March everywhere.
86. Poke someone.
87. Twice.
88. Bring crutches to school.
89. Ask your teachers if they find sick pleasure in tormenting you.
90. If a teacher isn't already in the classroom, when they enter, inform them that they are late and should report to the principal.
91. Put raisins over your teeth and grin widely at everyone you meet.
92. When you get homework, stand up, outraged, and yell that you're going to sue.
93. Convince someone to pretend to be your lawyer. Bring them to school the following day.
94. Dress up as the Phantom of the Opera or Dracula or other cape wearing people. Swish your cape.
95. A lot.
96. Whenever the bell rings or an ambulance/police car passes, yell about the pigs coming to get you, and run out of the classroom.
97. Like, say "like," a lot.
98. Speak with an accent.
99. Do the chicken dance.
100. If any of these get you in trouble, grumble loudly about how you hate Sharpies.
101. Count out loud how many times the teacher uses "uh," "um," or "like" during an entire class.
102. Try to hold your breath for as long as you can without passing out. Time yourself. Record your time. Repeat.
103. Do aerobic exercises in your head so that by the end of the day, you can tell people how "athletic" you were today.
104. Write a play about an angry lobster, a happy penguin, and an evil genius.
105. Plug your ears and try to see if you can lip-read what the teacher is saying.
106. Look at all the dots in the ceiling and try to find your favorite cartoon character.
107. Arm wrestle/play thumb war with yourself and accuse your right arm/left thumb of cheating.
108. Come up with a list of all the words you can make out of the letters in "smorgasbord."
109. Say a word silently to yourself so many times that it loses meaning. Then try to remember what it meant in the first place.
110. Draw a flip book at the bottom right corner of your notebook.
111. Keep your eyes open without blinking for as long as you can.
112. Re-enact or make up your very own 50-minute silent movie.
113. Look out the window and try to find cool-looking clouds that look like they came straight out of a Disney animated movie.
114. Start knitting yourself a scarf for the cold winter ahead.
115. Play cat's cradle with the cute boy or girl sitting next to you.
116. Fold paper cranes so you'll have a hefty collection by the end of the semester.
117. Switch seats in a clandestine manner every time the teacher turns to face the blackboard. Count how many times you can do this without getting caught.
118. Stare at someone until they turn around. Then keep staring and give them a maniacal smile. Be sure your eyes are open real wide to enhance the effect.
119. Try not to fall asleep.
120. Pretend you're a tree.
121. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them.
122. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
123. Sing Show Tunes.
124. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
125. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
126. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
127. Churn some butter.
128. Conceive a brand new language.
129. Walls made of brick? Count them.
130. Plot revenge against someone.
131. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
132. See how long you can hold your breath.
133. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
134. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
135. Change seats every three minutes.
136. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
137. Shave.
138. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it."
139. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
140. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
141. Start a wave.
142. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
143. Roast marshmallows.
144. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
145. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
146. Take apart your desk.
147. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
148. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
149. Do a quick tap dance routine.
150. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal."
151. Start laughing really hard and say, Oh, now I get it.
152. Make a paper football and get someone to play with you. When they put their hands up into a little goal, flick the football at the teacher and immediately go back to doing your work.
153. Make as many paper balls as you can and set them on your desk in a giant pile. If anyone looks at you, look tough and nod at them.
154. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

Thanks MarleyGirl!

250 comments:

  1. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
    I AM THE MOST BESTEST HOW DARE THEY

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    1. no, im the bestestestest

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    2. I love that one

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  2. I really liked all these except for 139. the rest were nice i would really appreciate if you change it into 'start a commentary on the whole class loudly pointing out what everyone is doing. it was a very funny experience reading these and i surely loved them

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  3. 139 is even funnier if ur at sunday school

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  4. You could raise your hand and when they teacher calls on you tell him/her that Jesus is the answer to all problems.

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  5. lol!!!! these r so funny!!!!

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  6. stare at the clock all class and when the teacher tells you to pay attention insist the the clocks seconds hand moves when your mind tells it to

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  7. Or walk around acting like you have no idea what anyone's name is and start "guessing" names.

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  8. Yesterday, there was a random guy screaming ''beef brain''. I threw a patch of grass at him and he walked away, glaring at the tree :D I think he was coo-coo

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  9. Read all advice's given.

    A fun thing to do at lunch is get a small group of friends, sit in the middle of the cafeteria and start a slow clap, pretty soon the whole place will be cheering.

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    1. you make me sick

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    2. i wanna try that...

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    3. say IM DAT KID DAT THING WHEN GORGE LINCOLN WAS SHOT

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    4. what if you dont have a cafetera??

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  10. If their is a row of seats say their were 7 people in the row before u leave class leave a note on each of the bottom of the fest that says look behind u till the last guy

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  11. you could also
    name your pen Mr.Pen, start crying when he commits suicide,(fall off desk) then make the class join in his funneral

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    1. I did that with a hair band in the media center xD

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    2. OMG such a good idea!!!!

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    3. I'm so doing it.

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    4. been there done that...at least with a pencil named mr.pencil

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  12. I like cheese and ham with farts and sharts

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    1. what? I like that too!

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  13. These are great! But I am mostly to afraid to do them due to the consequences.

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  14. start singing-The Einstein's- Were going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship! Heading through the sky, little Einstein's!

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  15. Get an answer wrong then reply "cause I can"

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  16. i just did the map of the classroom

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  17. number 155: on friday walk into class and claim you have saturday night fever

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  18. number 156 start a flash mob

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  19. number: 157 eat subway

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  20. #158: Throw all of your stuff on the desk and yell Yahtzee

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  21. number 159: Yell out stop, HAMMER TIME!!!

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  22. #160: Download a fart app on your phone and then say let me take this call while you are on the app.

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  23. he he he he unicorn farts smell like waterfall

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  24. take your pen, put your jacket around it like a dress. Then take your pencil and use your sock/ beanie to make a suit. Then re-enact Romeo and Juliet with your Romeo (pencil) and your Juliet (pen)

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  25. I love the mister pen thing XD also I am anonymous....

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  26. everyone's a bitch

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  27. I love 145 it is my favorite I was laughing so hard lol

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  28. I love 145 it is my favorite I was laughing so hard lol

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  29. ur mum is a jeb end m8

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  30. I dont think you should say you are god. Any ways 1 thing you could do is raise your hand and say im itching and if the teacher asks where say " U DONT WANT TO KNOW!" in the most creepy voice and cry while saying that.

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  31. You can go up to the teacher and say "can I show my work on the board". Then either draw doodles or ask why u were call and demand to sit down

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  32. Have a thunder sound on your phone then when everything is quiet make the sound from your phone declare the teacher has angered the gods walk out of class and see how many people follow

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  33. go around your class saying you know where the live in a creepy voice

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  34. These are the bestest ever
    ps this is from yur mum

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  35. u can also take a pencil or pen and put it so its half on/ half off ur desk then hit the side that's off the desk rlly hard and it will go flying

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  36. you could start a riot against beef stew and throw a chair against the wall

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  37. OMG I LOVE THESE AND IM SO DOING THE PEN SUICIDE THING My teacher is gonna hate me MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  38. BRILIANT!!! how about if you are in a test and your teacher asks for you to put your name at the top. you write 'Your name' at the top.

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  39. Gotta love these random things to do... some also work on public transport..

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  40. lol me + my bestie litterally were laughing out loud!

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  41. 155: Read this website.

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  42. In the middle of class, when everyone is silent, start singing the Dora the Explorer theme song.

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  43. I tried this in class,everyone laughed or thought I was retarded (that didn't already)

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  44. How do you roast marshmallows in class

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  45. OMG this is soooo helpful

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  46. lolol
    I did the Mr. Pen thing with a highlighter a few years back, and when only two people showed up to the "funeral" during recess, I fake cried to make everyone feel guilty.

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  47. It is all very good if you go to school and all these ideas are very good, but what if you are homeschooled and are bored during an ONLINE class.

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  48. It's so funny I laughed at all of them but I'm in middle school and can't do most of them

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  49. make farting noises when ever the teacher turns around

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  50. I don't know what school you guys go to , but a lot of these would not work at my school . Like at my school , you wouldn't make it through the front door with a pillow . Or marshmallows . Like , guys , HOW DO YOU ROAST MARSHMALLOWS IN CLASS ?!

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  51. Ir\t would be funny if you brought a brush, then got up on your desk and started singing, (as your brush as the microphne,) and sing "Sorry, justin Beiber"

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  52. Get a brush, get up on your desk, and using your brush as a microphone, put a singing consert for your class. I like cookies, and puppies, and yarn

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  53. I threw my pencil at a kid that was singing.He looked at me like i'm psychotic.

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  54. haha! one time, i was sitting w/ my friends @ theater camp and whenever somebody would come into the room everyone would start clapping and cheering and whistling and stuff. most people just looked @ us like we were crazy, but some people like bowed and accepted the applause cuz they're in drama and drama people r weird. lol! ;)

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  55. my favorit is 154 "In accordance with the prophecy"

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  56. you could also make this 155 things to do in class when bored and say read this list

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  57. Scream at the teacher "I KNOW YOUR SECRET, DON'T TRY HIDING IT ANY MORE!"

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  58. Click pen like crazy. When teacher looks at you, stop. Really fun WARNING:TEACHERS WILL HATE YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!!

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  59. Loved them... I might have to use them

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  60. when you are in lunch walk around peoples tables and play duck, duck goose

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  61. when in lunch walk around random people and play duck,duck,goose

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  62. Roast marshmallows? What the heck?

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  63. funny, really funny but i got in trouble :(

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  64. tell everyone that you are glad that the yabkee's beat the jets and on Feburay 7 you won the bowling title.

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  65. I am gonna try some of this stuff

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  66. name a pencil Mr.Pencil then while writing with it if it breaks start freaking out and when the teacher asks whats wrong say that you killed Mr.Pencil

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  67. lol hahahaha :) soo funny cant stop laughing]

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  68. These are the funniest and some of the dumbest things ever!
    These are the best XD

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  69. I have tried all of these and i only tried it on the nice teacher that does not care and she laughed so hard she fell over and wanted to video record me doing these things so that the other teachers could see

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  70. lol.^^Go get Jesus. :))

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  71. A good one is to pay attention

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  72. bring worms to school in a bag and dump them on the teachers desk and claim someone else paid you to do it.

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  73. I am not sure if this is up there put walk up to the front of class near some people and trip over and act like someone tripped you.

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  74. once when it was real quiet a boy yelled "club going up" and then almost the whole class awnsered with "on a tusday" and the teacher didn't even give the kid a lunch detention.

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  75. These are all so great! I wish someone in my class would do them... cause I don't want to... it probably wouldn't have as funny of an effect if I did it... but, if my friend, Anthony, did it, it would have a really funny, great effect... I'm gonna ask him if he will do some of these...

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  76. This is literally what people with ADD/ADHD do sometimes,and the list doesn't seem for HighSchoolers, especially when you have the worst teachers of all time.

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  77. I always bring in a laser pointer along with some friends who also have laser pointers and we make a lightshow when the teacher isn't looking

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  78. I always bring in a laser pointer along with some friends who also have laser pointers and we make a lightshow when the teacher isn't looking

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  79. wow these are such good idea's another one would be to wear w a batman cape to school and if people look at you like you're crazy glare at them.

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  80. everything is for shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

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  81. This was so funny. I was actually reading this as I was bored in class.

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  82. these are so funny! i gotta try some

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  83. say wee woo throughout the whole lesson

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  84. lol theses are so funny I have done a few my self

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  85. I got detention for doing some of theses

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  86. nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hated all of them

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  87. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  88. Tell a person you barely know that if they were a waterfall they would make you wet XD

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  89. Me and my friends where bored in art class once so she started crying and we both sat on the floor and i was holding her and when we had been there for about 5 minutes we stood up and bowed ant the class just randomly started clapping for us.... it was pretty funny

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  90. this was actually the most retarded thing i have ever seen in my entire fucking life

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  91. thees are so funny but i would get in so much trubble if i tried most of them

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  92. I would so do this all

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  93. create a tally chart of how many times each student has said a word
    announce the winners throughout lessons

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  94. lol this is funny i did numbers 9,8,7 and 6 it was crack up cuz my teacher is a boring teacher but all of these are real cool!!!!

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  95. helped me in class

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  96. OMG they were so funny!! im in school rn and im trying to be quiet but i keep laughing.

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  97. whenever ur teacher talks tell him/her to shhhhhhhh and that ur trying to work.

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  98. i am reading these to the teacher

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  99. Lol I really want to do number 86 and 87...Ima do them tomorrow in Language arts.

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  100. 155. Bring a lemon to class. Smell it in front of peolpe. Eat the entire lemon and rub the juice on your arms. If the teacher gets mad, complain that you are on a diet.

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  101. walk up to your class mates and randomly say "go go power rangers!" then continuisly hum the theme in class.

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  102. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it."
    i did this one and i got chased around the school XD until the bell rang.

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  103. So if your reading this and know who this is and talk to me lets just say ill tell them about you know who

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  104. these are really funny especially the one with
    the dude walking over to sharpen his pencil and says that he/she is lost.

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  105. THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE We HAVE A GRUMPY TEACHER AND IT IS FUNNY TO PLAY TRICKS ON HER!

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  106. ALSO TRY THIS
    Wave your hand around and when the teacher says yes so what are we talking about.

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  107. loved #18
    but seriously the person that doesnt like 139 sucks it can really only be good if you say God dont be stupid

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  108. BRO I GOT OSS FOR THIS
    :)

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  109. I liked it all. Another one is start singing the spongebob theme song during lunch/class. You will get a lot of people to do it.

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  110. You can also start making very odd noises in the middle of class, and when the teacher looks at you, say it wasn't you. When she looks away say, "Oh yea, I forgot. I have turrets."

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  111. mabee u shoud jus wag or drupout lol u fag

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  112. I am in love with a monster:) <3

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  113. Another fun thing is to make loud squeaky noises, then blame it on your shoes, whispering "QUIET, SHOES!"

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  114. Yell the lights are bothering you then if they turn them off complain its too dark

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  115. Lol. i tried some and got in trouble so i yelled I HATE SHARPIES

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  116. TELL EVERYONE THAT U ARE JESUS' GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON/DAUGHTER AND THAT THEY HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO YOU!!!!

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  117. there are 872 bricks in the walls.

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  118. these r funny; make some more!

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  119. play a game with your friend where you see who can say a word like...sausage louder than the other person the first person to give up loses

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  120. I convinced some people in my class to fall out of their chair when I shout out, "NOW EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!." When we all fall out, we're gonna say flop while popping the p. I loved that moment.

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  121. Leave the class and stand there, after the teacher comes outside to come say,¨why are you out here?¨, say,¨ i need fresh air from this sewer.¨ :D

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  122. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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  123. You could also just deal with being bored so u don't get in trouble.

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  124. OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS LIST SINCE (sorry caps lock was on) like 6th grade <3 I love this

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  125. i farted, it tickled, my butt cheeks wiggled, and it smelled like pickles and cheese.

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  126. fart in the middle of class when it is dead quiet and blame it on the person behind you

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  127. Get a life. All of you.

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  128. you should also gety a life

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  129. well perhaps you should spell get properly before you dis other people

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  130. ALL YOU PEOPLE.... ACTUALLY GET A LIFE.......... NOW!

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  131. i liked all of them they r so funny i will do some of these

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  132. a guy in my class gets a watch that beeps and sets it for the middle of class and when it goes off he says it is in one of the lockers. ( he carries two around if a teacher takes one)

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  133. a lot of them were good but some of them were just stupid and should have just stopped there like using the next number to answer the number before that pretty bad but a lot of them were OK haha lol :0)

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  134. Raise your hand and when the teacher calls on your ask "Why did you call on me?". When the teacher says "because your were raising your hand". Then say "Oh" and stare at him/her for a few seconds, then go back to doing your work

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  135. I would like to know how they came up with all these.

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  136. I also did not like number 139, but the rest were hilarious. I will 99% try to use these in class, if I can... :)

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  137. Whenever you are called on by a teacher, pretend to be an answering machine.

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  138. They were fun to read I admit, but in person seeing that would be really annoying and if the person did all of those things, it would grow stale. But I did enjoy reading these.

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  139. Can we have more?

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  140. I did some and got sended to da prinsipals offis for doeeng the improper grammer and say i is da bestest in da hull intire klass

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  141. i getted sended to da prinsiplas offis cause i doed da improper spelyng and grammer

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