Excellent Advice Cowboys

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

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