Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Always drink upstream from the herd.