Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo mama's so poor she had to put penny candy on layaway.
Yo Mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits down the sea level rises.
Yo mama's so ugly she make a train take a dirt road.
Yo momma's so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck...
Yo mama's so fat that when she exhales, NASA records a CO2 spike and Al Gore gives another speech on global warming.
Yo mama's so fat, when she cuts herself she bleeds gravy.
Yo Momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo Momma's so fat she fills up the tub, then adds water.
Yo Momma's so poor, she put a french fry on lay-away.