Children's Books That Were Never Published

"The wimp who didn't chase his ball across the street"
"You're never too young to Masturbate"
"Let’s throw Rocks at Retards"
"The Shame Of Adoption."
"Let's Run Along The Highway"
"The Secret At The Bottom Of The Pool"
"You Were an Accident"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Whatever happened to the Little Sissy Who Snitched?"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Katie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Bikes!"
"All Dogs Go to Hell"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"The Fallacy of Looking Both Ways Before You Cross the Street"

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