You could stand a little excercise anyway sweetie.
Can't have you running off now can I?
Well someone has to carry my cigarette.
Oh no. I've got a beer in one hand, and an umbrella in the other. You'll have to carry the beer I guess.
Stroke, stroke, stroke... No seriously, I think I'm having a stroke.
If the chain gets wet, it could get all rusty. Sorry babe, I'll lay out a tarp for you.