Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads


40-ish means: 49
Adventurous means: Slept with all your friends
Athletic means: No boobs
Average looking means: Ugly
Beautiful means: Pathological liar
Contagious Smile means: Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure means: On medication
Feminist means: Fat
Free spirit means: Junkie
Friendship first means: Former slut
Fun means: Annoying
Gentle means: Dull
New Age means: Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded means: Desperate
Outgoing means: Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate means: Sloppy drunk
Poet means: Depressive
Professional means: Bitch
Romantic means: Frigid
Voluptuous means: Very Fat
Large frame means: Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate means: Stalker
Widow means: Murderer

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